Archive for June, 2003


db or not db? that is the question

Sunday, June 8th, 2003

When I recently moved my site to imhosted, I decided to upgrade Movable Type and move from Berkeley DB to MySQL. I thought it would be easiest to simply export all my entries from the old system and import them into the new.

This worked for a while until I realized that all my old posts were not where they were expected to be by external links and search engines. It seems that export/import doesn’t preserve post IDs – they just all get resequenced.

Since I still have the old site at PHPWebhosting, I was able to grab the old db files, bring them across, and get everything back to where it was, import the few entries I’ve done since the move, and I’m off to the races again. I think I’ll just keep it on Berkeley DB at this point – MySQL just required an extra sql dump in my nightly backups anyhow.

You’ll notice that indeed, I’m holding onto two hosting services. I’m using mail from PHPWebhosting and web services from imhosted. I can swap from one to the other at a moment’s notice because I keep my DNS at ZoneEdit, an ass-saver of great renown.

At 2 X US$9.95 per month, I have a total of a half a gig of storage, with redundant web and mail, two separate shell accounts, cron jobs, raw logs, you name it.

And many corporations pay hundreds of dollars a month to have people host their low traffic brochure sites.


Would you, could you, with a joat?

Saturday, June 7th, 2003

From my referrers, I find joatBlog, and although there’s no explanation just who or what joat is, the many tech nuggets to be found there are full of chewy goodness.


Warning – lots of ‘F’s ahead.

Thursday, June 5th, 2003

Terry says I should write that series of books I’ve always meant to do. Maybe it’s time, I dunno.

Have you ever seen some thing and said to yourself – “How the f*ck did they do that? – I’d like to implement that if only I had a frickin clue about such sh*t”. Don’t kid me, you have.

Tim Aiello and I have always said that we need to write a series of books not that just generally tell you about technology so that you can apply it in abstract ways, but books that distill real popular technical solutions down to the steps necessary to replicate them. It’s called the “How The F*ck They Do It” series.

E-Commerce Shopping Baskets – How The F*ck They Do It.

Secure Shell and Tunneling on Windows – How The F*ck They Do It.

We could do like the Dummies and Idiots series and expand beyond technology to other topics:

Beer Butt BBQ Chicken – How The F*ck They Do It

or for the few that are REALLY seriously in need of a clue,

F*cking – How The F*ck They Do It


Nice thing about standards is there’s so many to choose from

Monday, June 2nd, 2003

My friend Dave of OmegaBid fame sends me this image of the text ad he got from google when searching for info on Perl’s ‘ord’ function.

While I’m on about Dave, here’s a story about complete bastardly brazen fraud on the net:

Dave wrote OmegaBid, a really neat piece of software that allows you to keep tabs on last-minute bidding opportunities on eBay. He packaged it up and sells it online via credit card service provider, provides support, all that.

So then some completely brazen bastard comes along and sets up a site thats EXACTLY the same, selling Dave’s very product, along with cracked passwords, all the while pretending to be the official site with a very similar name. It’s all done through enough international anonymous middlemen that Dave will have a hell of a time fixing it, and will have lost all sorts of dough in the process.

What a loser. The effort it took to set up this scam could have been spent making a legitimate buck.

I’m not going to put a link here, but you can find the rat bastard fink at omegabidsoft d0t c0m. Be sure to give him my warmest regards. Anyone who can provide info that might help Dave fix this bugger’s little red wagon, I’ll be only too happy to pass it along.