{"id":555,"date":"2005-05-12T16:49:11","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T21:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/?p=555"},"modified":"2005-05-12T16:49:11","modified_gmt":"2005-05-12T21:49:11","slug":"cant-be-in-two-places-at-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/2005\/05\/12\/cant-be-in-two-places-at-once\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t be in two places at once."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, I wish I had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/merlin\/13374753\/\">been there<\/a>, heh heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, I wish I had been there, heh heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ajax"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}