{"id":230,"date":"2001-08-18T22:50:10","date_gmt":"2001-08-19T03:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/?p=230"},"modified":"2001-08-18T22:50:10","modified_gmt":"2001-08-19T03:50:10","slug":"unseemly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/2001\/08\/18\/unseemly\/","title":{"rendered":"unseemly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><b>Seamless<\/b><\/i>.  Put it in a sentence and you&#8217;ve got immediate buzzword compliance.  Look around on the net and you&#8217;ll see it used in context perhaps one time out of a hundred.  It&#8217;s popped into marketing blurbs with no thought whatsoever to its relevance.  Doesn&#8217;t anyone <i>read<\/i> this crap before it gets published?  They might as well say their software smells like the first day of spring &#8211; it&#8217;s just as relevant.<\/p>\n<p>Dunno about where you are, but here in Toronto, the first day of spring smells like six months worth of dogshit thawing out on the lawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seamless. Put it in a sentence and you&#8217;ve got immediate buzzword compliance. Look around on the net and you&#8217;ll see it used in context perhaps one time out of a hundred. It&#8217;s popped into marketing blurbs with no thought whatsoever to its relevance. Doesn&#8217;t anyone read this crap before it gets published? They might as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ashleyit.com\/blogs\/brentashley\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}